I stumbled on a thread recently when Nigerian dudes, living abroad,
said that owning a car in civilized countries is not seen as a trophy as
it is seen in Africa. Even the rich people may prefer to park their
cars at home and prefer to catch a train or public transport
In
Nigeria, the only way a man can be regarded as rich and wealthy is the
fleet of cars he owns as it command a degree of respect and honour in
our society. By the reason of this, many Nigerians tend to exhibit some
disgusting habits just to showcase class and make other people look
inferior. These disgusting habits are discussed below
Note: This is NOT a generalization of all car owners
1. They Drive Speedily and Splash Water on People without Apologies
In
as much as some Nigerians are enjoying the comfort of their cars laced
with AC, they don't even want to care about pedestrians on the streets
or those by the bus stops. During or after a heavy rainfall, a man will
drive speedily even when situation demands he slows down a bit just to
avoid splashing water on people. He will drive speedily splashing water
on their clothes without even coming down to apologize to them. This is a
disgusting act exhibited by some Nigerians just because they own a car
2. Display of Arrogance and Rudeness
Some
people even become very arrogant and rude that they dish out insults to
people at any slight provocation. I can remember vividly (about 8years
ago), when my friend rested his back on a man's car, only for the man to
come and embarrassed my friend tagging his entire family that only if
they could afford one. The statement got to the other part of my friend
and warned the man never to bring his family into a fiddle for just
resting his back on his, and that he has not bitten his car. To my
surprise, he registered a slap on my friend's face and started ringing
up some people to come to his aid to help beat my friend up.
3. Chasing Ladies Shamelessly
It
is so pathetic that we are in the part of the world where the worth of a
man in the sight of a lady is measured by the number of car he owns.
The shameful part is that the motivating factor for our youth striving
to own a car isnot because of the comfort associated with driving one's
car, but because they know it will increase their chances of easily
getting a lady in bed. Many youth will this mentality shameful chase
their kid sister's mates from street to street when they finally own a
car. As funny as it sounds, some mechanics or car wash agents will even
use the cars of their customers to scroll out and will use it to woo
ladies, and the funniest thing is that they will use these cars to have
easy access to the kitty-cats of ladies I can never have to opportunity
to bleep in my life.
4. Unwilling to Offer People a Lift
Sometimes,
I ask myself, what purpose has one come to the earth for if one cannot
influence people's lives in a little way one can. The worst of it is
that some cherish their cars more than God that they cannot even lend
their cars out to covey a labouring woman to the hospital for child
delivery. Though, no one is saying you should turn your car to public
transport, but at least, helping people once in a blue moon won't reduce
the lifespan of your car.
5. Picking up anything in Skirts
This
has happened to me countless times and I trust that many of us might
have also experienced it. Sometimes, you might see four persons at a bus
stop waiting to catch a public transport under an intense sun (three
guys and a lady). A man drives by and packs, only to volunteer to offer
the girl a lift neglecting all the male folks. To be very frank, no
matter how much we try to embellish this act, it is very disgusting and
only a foolish and sex starved nincompoop man would do such. This
unnecessary fair treatment some of them often give to ladies is the main
reason why most ladies feel they deserve golds and diamonds just
because they have breasts and holes between their legs.
6. Faulting Okada Riders for their Misdeeds
As
an okada rider, one thing that most Nigerian car owners share in common
is that they will never accept the fact that their careless driving
resulted into an accident but will look for the next available innocent
okada rider to heap the blame on. That was how I was riding my okada
with my passenger last week, along Fajuyi Road, Ado-Ekiti, when this man
winded down his car window and told me to give way otherwise he will
relegate me to six feet at once. He started raining abusive words on me
some. In quote "kuro lona oloshi" " maaa paaa e danu iwo weyrey yi..
Meaning, "get out of the road you idiot otherwise I go kill you"
7. Riding People at Filling Stations
Some
will drive to the filling stations and by the time they meet many okada
riders as well as keg buyers on queue for petrol. They will begin to
hit their horns incessantly for people to clear for them making other
people look like they are jobless and have come there to waste their
time.
8. They use Duress to Control other People
As
awkward as it sounds, some will even use duress to coerce their
employees into washing their cars and that of their wives otherwise they
will get fired if they ever refuse. This is not an exaggeration or
something, it does happen to some employees. May God never let us be a
victim of this
9. They Become Snobbish and Discriminating
This
is very common with some youths. Someone that used to be your very good
friend during trying times. God later enlarged his coast and was able
to buy a car. The car will trigger some annoying in him such as becoming
snobbish and discriminating. He will see his friends whom they used to
roll together when they were in the job seeking league and will start
ignoring them. To hit the horn and greet them becomes a very difficult
thing even from far becomes a very difficult thing.
10. They are quick to make reference to their Cars
Many
of them are always very quick to make reference to their cars even
situation does not warrant it. He enters a public transport and a
quarrel happens between him and other passengers or the conductor. The
next thing he will say is that he doesn't blame them for trading words
with him if not for his car that has flat tire.
I drop my pen at this point
Feel free to add yours
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